A late wedding gift for @siarmour #coloringin
I recently found my pumpkin. It’s been missing for three days. Turns out, if you leave your girlfriend on a Saturday night to go to a strip club with your friends, she will carry your beloved pumpkin across the apartment, out the fire escape (which is difficult to get out of without a pumpkin), and consider smashing it on the street below, only to get tired, worry she’ll hit someone, then go to bed and forget that she did all that and wonder where the pumpkin is, too.
Dear Lord, let this next week pass quickly. Let no one give me a pat on the back, brush against my shoulder, Or, for reasons unforeseeable at …
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