It was around 2:00pm on a sunny Saturday afternoon. I was in the industrial part of town on my bike when I passed a bar with four tables lining the sidewalk. They were all filled.
This is a weird part of town to have such a popular bar, I thought.
Then I saw a big sign standing on the sidewalk: Bottomless Mimosas all day Saturday & Sunday.
That’s a great deal.
Then, as I passed the tables I saw two hipsterettes grinding – each had a hand behind the other’s neck, hips rhythmically smashing and rubbing against each other – to Aalihay’s Are You That Somebody.
But in their defense, it was the part when Timbaland raps.